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11 hacks, all of them tested, none of them useful.
August 2026
- № 011 Save 10 minutes every morning by sleeping in tomorrow's work clothes
- № 010 Turn your phone brightness to maximum to work on your tan while doomscrolling
July 2026
- № 009 Put googly eyes on your fridge so it can judge your midnight snacking properly
- № 008 Cancel your gym membership and lift your grocery bags very, very slowly instead
- № 007 Cut your commute in half by moving halfway to your office
- № 006 Free up disk space by deleting your empty folders
- № 005 Stop charging your phone at 99% to keep it humble
June 2026
- № 004 Waterproof any pair of shoes by staying indoors
- № 003 Back up your to-do list with a screenshot so the tasks you won't do are safe
- № 002 Always find your keys instantly by looking in the last place you'd look, first
- № 001 Set all your clocks 0 minutes ahead so you're never surprised by the real time