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Reduce screen time by watching television instead

Screen-time reports arrive every Sunday with the moral authority of a disappointed parent: up 12% from last week.

The report only counts the small screen. Watch television instead and the number plummets while you sit perfectly still, watching a screen. What the phone doesn’t know builds trust between you.

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