Sponsor this website
Advertise on uselesslifehacks.com and reach people who are actively avoiding productivity. Your brand, placed confidently between a hack about waterproofing shoes by staying indoors and one about deleting empty folders to free up disk space.
What you get
- A dashed-border slot between useless hacks, seen by everyone who scrolls past it.
- A link to your website, which works. We checked.
- A start and an end date. When your ad expires, it leaves the rotation with dignity.
- No analytics report, because we don't track anything.
- The moral high ground of the most honest advertising on the internet.
How to buy
Email [email protected] with your link, a one-line tagline, your start and end dates, and the monthly amount you'd like to waste (minimum $10). Payment link coming soon; the uselessness, however, is already fully operational.
FAQ
What's the ROI? No.
Where will my ad appear? At random, somewhere between the hacks. Money improves the odds.
Can I pay $500 a month? Yes. You'll be at the top almost every time, and every single reader will assume it was random.
Will my ad be marked as an ad? Aggressively. Honesty is our entire brand.