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Fix your posture by balancing your phone on your head

Posture correctors cost €40 and beep when you slouch, which mostly teaches you to fear furniture.

Balance your phone on your head. The spine self-organises under cargo, and the phone cannot be doomscrolled from up there. Two disorders, one manoeuvre. Do not nod. Nodding is how the treatment ends.

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