Anti-cat shelf strategies include double-sided tape, aluminium foil, and citrus spray. The cat has reviewed them all: two stars, fun texture.
Own nothing. Minimalism, enforced by a small landlord with fur — the shelf stands empty, and the cat surveys a kingdom with nothing left to push. Somewhere a decluttering guru weeps at the purity: no joy sparked, none needed. The floor was the goal. All things reach the floor.