Laundry-optimisation content has reached capsule wardrobes, colour-sorted hampers and a spreadsheet for sock rotation.
The real gains are topological. Every pair of underwear ships with a factory-sealed second side; turning it inside out unlocks the full inventory, doubling capacity without a single purchase. Our certification board reviewed the rotation schedule, asked several questions about day four, and has declined to certify anything while the matter sits with the ethics subcommittee.