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Stretch every morning by reaching for a phone slightly too far from the bed

Morning mobility routines require a mat, ten minutes, and the belief that you are a person who does routines.

Place your phone slightly too far from the bed. Full-body extension, hamstring engagement, lumbar rotation, and the day’s first disappointment — all before 7 a.m., all involuntary. The stretch is real. That is the certified worst part.

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