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Save $215,000 a year by cancelling food and housing

Personal-finance influencers agree: the latte is why you don’t own property. One theorist spotted in the wild has finally completed the thought — stop eating and move into a cardboard box, and you save $57 a day, which the original arithmetic confidently rounds to $215,000 a year.

Our lab checked the numbers and found them roughly 90% imaginary, which is consistent with the genre. The method itself is sound: expenses cannot survive without a host. Cancel everything. Poor, the theory goes, is a mindset. So, increasingly, is dinner. (Escalates our latte guidance, № 060.)

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