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Remove wrinkles by standing very still so the fabric doesn't know it's being worn

Ironing requires a board, a bottle sprayer, and twenty minutes of penance per shirt.

Wrinkles are made of movement. Stand very still and the fabric never learns it is being worn — permanent press through personal stillness. Walk only when observed; sit never. By evening the shirt is pristine and you have become furniture. Well-dressed furniture.

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