Employment lawyers charge €300 an hour. A deck of Uno costs €7 and contains eight of the most powerful legal instruments ever printed.
HR: We’re letting you go.
You: plays the reverse card I’m letting YOU go.
HR: That’s not— we’ll see you Monday, then.
You: Bring a +4 if you want the parking space back.
Certification note: works once per employer per calendar year. If summoned again the next day, bring two — the rules of Uno, unlike labour law, stack.