№ 070

Hit 10,000 steps by pacing while your phone charges to 99%

Step counters have turned walking into a debt: ten thousand daily, or the ring doesn’t close and the watch judges.

Pace while your phone charges to 99% (see № 005, battery humility protocol). The wellness industry calls this habit stacking; our lab calls it walking in a small circle near an outlet. Both are correct. Steps: real. Destination: none. As intended.

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