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Run a marathon by running 26 separate miles across one calendar year

Marathon plans demand sixteen weeks, tempo runs, and the surrender of your Sunday mornings.

Run 26 separate miles across one calendar year. Same distance, none of the glory, all of the smugness — the mathematics checks out, and the mathematics is all you will have. Medal sold separately, by you, to yourself, at a small ceremony.

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