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Avoid impulse purchases by leaving your wallet at home, and your phone at home, and also staying home

Anti-impulse-shopping advice says leave your card at home. Your phone laughed, taps itself, and knows your thumb by heart.

Go further: wallet home, phone home, you home. Commerce requires contact; become unreachable, become rich. Note: home contains the internet. Our researchers recommend a nice cave. Certification pending until one of them returns.

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