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Meal prep for the entire week by ordering seven pizzas on Sunday

Meal-prep influencers spend Sunday roasting trays of chicken and portioning rice into landfill-grade plastic.

Order seven pizzas instead. Seven containers, pre-portioned, labeled by the restaurant, requiring no cleanup and no roasting. Nutritionists describe this as “a decision”, which is technically an endorsement of decisiveness.

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