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Cool down soup instantly by declaring it gazpacho

Soup that is too hot is a waiting problem, and waiting is the one ingredient nobody stocks.

Declare it gazpacho. Gazpacho was invented by an impatient person with excellent branding instincts, and honouring them costs nothing. Works flawlessly on tomato-based soups; on chicken noodle it is “a bold choice”, which is restaurant language for certified useless.

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