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Attend any meeting by email: reply "noted" every fifteen minutes

Some meetings could have been an email. Attend them as one.

Reply “noted” every fifteen minutes for the scheduled duration. This is statistically indistinguishable from your in-person contribution, and the minutes will record you as engaged. Set a timer — engagement must appear organic. For hybrid meetings, add one “agreed” at the 45-minute mark.

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