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Parallel-park perfectly every time by finding two empty spaces

Driving schools teach reference points, mirror angles, and the 45-degree reverse. Insurance statistics teach that nobody learned.

Skip the manoeuvre entirely. Drive until you find two adjacent empty spaces and enter the first one forwards, like a person at peace. Average added search time: eleven minutes. Average dignity retained: all of it. Field note: in dense cities the method converges on “drive home”, which also parks the car.

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