Cut your commute in half by moving halfway to your office
Commute optimisation usually means podcasts, e-bikes, or quiet despair. Think bigger: relocate your entire household to the geographic midpoint between your current home and your workplace.
Your commute is now mathematically 50% shorter. Repeat the process to halve it again. Zeno’s paradox guarantees you will never actually arrive at the office, which some readers will recognise as the true life hack hidden inside this one.
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