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Beat jet lag by refusing to acknowledge time zones

Jet-lag protocols involve melatonin timing, light-exposure schedules, and fasting windows crossed with time zones.

Refuse to acknowledge time zones. It is always your time; the sun is simply wrong, locally and temporarily. Lunch at 3 a.m. in Tokyo is not confusion — it is sovereignty. Customs cannot detain a man who knows what time it is inside.

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