№ 048

Never forget where you parked by parking in the same spot every time, forever

Parking-spot amnesia strikes every multi-storey. Apps offer to remember for you, which is one more thing to forget.

Park in the same spot forever. The spot is yours now — defend it with the quiet menace of routine, arriving earlier and earlier until the arms race consumes you (see also: № 007, on commuting). Memory achieved. At what cost? One spot. Forever.

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