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Beat afternoon fatigue with a power nap, achieved by being extremely tired

Nap gurus recommend twenty minutes, an eye mask, and a quiet room at nineteen degrees.

Alternatively: be extremely tired. Anywhere becomes a nap pod once your standards collapse — trains, waiting rooms, the good chair by the printer. The technique cannot be taught, only earned, night by ruined night.

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