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Narrow it instead. Set the app’s radius to one mile: any soulmate further out has failed to account for petrol prices, traffic, and the fact that meeting them requires trousers. If destiny were serious, it would have placed them within walking distance. Our researchers report a 94% drop in matches and a 100% drop in driving — net romantic efficiency.