№ 169

End the thermostat war by negotiating in tenths of a degree

Smart thermostats promise to end household temperature disputes by learning everyone’s preferences, which is exactly how the disputes started. Return to diplomacy.

Partner: It’s freezing in here.

You: I can offer 19.5.

Partner: 21.

You: 19.6, and I’ll include a blanket.

Partner: 20.4 and the good blanket.

You: I’ll need to take that back to my side.

Field note: talks ran for eleven weeks and closed at 19.8°C, by which point it was May and both parties wanted it off.

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