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Whiten your eyes by sleeping, allegedly

Eye-brightening drops promise to remove the redness caused primarily by not sleeping.

Sleep, allegedly, whitens the eyes at the source. We have been unable to verify this because the testing protocol keeps falling asleep — which the protocol has noted as “promising”. Certification provisional. Results dreamlike.

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