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Keep ice cream from ever melting by eating it in the store parking lot

Ice cream melts because the journey home exceeds the thermal budget of a paper tub. This is physics, and physics has been mocking your freezer bags for years.

Eat it in the parking lot. Cold-chain integrity, maintained by commitment. The freezer aisle is right there if you require seconds — and you are already in position.

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