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Cure nightmares by dreaming about something else

Nightmare therapies include imagery rehearsal, dream journaling, and avoiding cheese at midnight, which is slander against cheese.

Simply dream about something else. Select an alternative from the menu; if the menu does not appear, you are already in the nightmare — remain calm and order anyway. Success rate unmeasurable, which our lab has recorded as “perfect”. Sleep well. That is an instruction.

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