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Fix any printer by maintaining unbroken eye contact while it decides

Printer troubleshooting guides recommend driver updates, queue resets, and turning it off and on again. Printers can smell this desperation.

Instead, stand square to the device and maintain unbroken eye contact while it decides. Assert calm dominance. In four to six minutes it will produce one blank page as a peace offering. Accept it. You are building trust.

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