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Fall asleep faster by setting an alarm for 6 a.m

Sleep-onset techniques include counting backwards from 300, military breathing drills, and podcasts about canals.

Set an alarm for 6 a.m. Nothing summons sleep like the certainty of its end — the body knows, and begins hoarding immediately. Effectiveness scales with the alarm’s cruelty. Do not set it later out of kindness. Kindness is how insomnia gets in.

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