Weather apps now offer minute-by-minute precipitation graphs, radar overlays and confidence intervals, all wrong about your street specifically.
Control the sky directly. Rain famously waits for the unprepared, so carry your largest umbrella — the golf one, fully rigid, socially difficult on a bus — and the clouds will not dare. Our researchers logged 41 consecutive dry outings under the protocol, one monsoon on the day the umbrella stayed home to dry, and no further questions from the meteorology department.