#productivity

The morning routine’s biggest bottleneck is getting dressed. Eliminate it entirely by going to bed fully dressed for tomorrow: shirt, trousers, belt. Shoes are considered advanced.

You’ll wake up ready for the day, wearing an outfit that looks like it lost a fight with the night. The 10 minutes saved will be spent explaining the wrinkles to colleagues. Net time gained: zero, as certified.

Data loss is a serious threat. Imagine your phone dies and takes your to-do list with it — all seventeen items, some dating back to 2023, gone.

Take a screenshot of the list. Now there are two copies of the tasks you won’t do, ensuring full redundancy for your inaction. Advanced practitioners sync the screenshot to the cloud, achieving geo-replicated procrastination.